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Entries from August 2001

Guppie Sex Ed Class

August 31st, 2001 · No Comments · Observations

*clicking of an old projector*
A man in a white lab coat uses a stick to point out Guppie genitals.
From the web: “I like to leave a few females in the male tank for them to chase. This way, there are pre-hit females and virgin females available at the same time. I also feel that it [...]

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Either…

August 31st, 2001 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Either one of my Guppies is giving birth down in the corner of the tank, or
he’s (she’s?) not too happy about the conditions of the water. I gave the
tank a change of water not too long ago and it was a pretty drastic overhaul.
I need some plants. Tomorrow.

My brother moves into university residence tomorrow morning, [...]

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The Pop Shove Its and The Frenetics

August 31st, 2001 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Saw another band last night at Zaphod’s… two actually.

The Frenetics opened, and they were pretty cool. Sorry I don’t have anything
more useful to say. I enjoyed them. I’m not really well enough versed in
guitar to offer you a full review, but I thought they played quite well and
had a lot of energy.

The Pop Shove Its [...]

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Garlic

August 28th, 2001 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Garlic Bread. 10:30 at night.

6 months till my next scheduled cleaning. Sorry ladies. I couldn’t resist.

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Mom the Chemist

August 28th, 2001 · No Comments · Uncategorized

My clothes are no longer blue. My Mom can fix anything. She can beat up your
mom with both hands ties behind her back, -and- she can fix a scraped knee
and make amazing cookies.

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A comedy of errors

August 28th, 2001 · No Comments · Uncategorized

This evening ws potentially one of the greatest Screw Ups I’ve ever single-
handedly destroyed.

Was supposed to meet Amber at a movie theatre out in Kanata at 8:00, to see
Rush Hour 2.

couldn’t find a bus because a bomb threat screwed up all the routes
busses weren’t running on schedule
got on the wrong bus
walked through the “bad” part [...]

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Sparkling Mandibles

August 28th, 2001 · No Comments · Uncategorized

I just took an hour off to go visit the dentist’s office. A very pretty
hygeinist (Why are all dental hygeinists so cute? Is there a beauty pageant
entry requirement or something to get into hygenist school?) got her power
tools out and poked and prodded at my teeth until they were sparkly clean.

The next three hours are [...]

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Blue Laundry

August 28th, 2001 · No Comments · Uncategorized

*sigh*

A pair of blue socks snuck it’s way into my laundry, and now all of my white
clothes (I usually wait until my laundry pile is huge) are blue. I’m going to
try bleaching them.

*groan*

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Swim swim swim

August 27th, 2001 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Can anyone say “obsessed with fish”?

You can get a deal on tanks and equipment, by the way, if you desperately
want to set up a tank like me, at Big Al’s in Bell’s Corners, or Pet Circus
on Bank. Both of them are renovating so they’re selling off a pile of their
inventory for dirt and pennies.

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September 7th, Zaphod’s, Polytones

August 26th, 2001 · No Comments · Uncategorized

After talking to the lead singer of The Polytones tonight at Zaphod’s, I’m
now the (un)official photographer for the band!

I -highly- encourage you to come out and see them on September 7th at
Zaphod’s for thier CD release party. They’re awesome. They have a really cool
style of music that I’m sure I couldn’t do justice with [...]

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