This evening ws potentially one of the greatest Screw Ups I’ve ever single-
handedly destroyed.

Was supposed to meet Amber at a movie theatre out in Kanata at 8:00, to see
Rush Hour 2.

• couldn’t find a bus because a bomb threat screwed up all the routes
• busses weren’t running on schedule
• got on the wrong bus
• walked through the “bad” part of Ottawa
• stumbled to -another- bus
• got off at the wrong spot
• masqueraded as a hotel patron to call a cab
• arrived late to the movie
• the movie was sold out
• I -SNEAK- into the movie without paying
• Turns out Amber went to a -different- movie
• waited outside for Amber and friends to show up… in the wrong parking
  lot
• Busses stopped running
• Had to buy Pizza so they’d call me a cab
• Someone stole my cab
• Waited another half hour out in the sub-arctic cold for another one
• Missed a phone message from BC

ARRRGH! The universe is out to get me.