So I got a call yesterday to pay up my Ottawa Public Library fines, from 4
years ago. The funny thing is, because I moved out of the apartment on
Maclaren and hadn’t gone back to the library since, they assumed I’d gone
running off to Mexico on them or something, and they’ve been trying to track
me down since. 
I’ve -returned- the books, but they must have thought it was worth their time
to send a manhunt after me. The greatest part of the conversation was:
“So, where are you living now?”
“I’m in the Fort Garry hotel.”
“No, I mean… where’s your home.”
“I don’t have one.”
I’m on the run! They’ll never take me alive! But before I leave for good, I
have just one job I need to finish… I’m going to check out -all of the
books in the WORLD-!!! Muah hah ha ha ha!
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