If it were up to me to convince the captured rebels to reveal the whereabouts
of their stronghold, I’d make them all drink slurpees -really really- fast.
I took a big gulp on accident in the elevator after buying an Orange slurpee,
and for a moment I really and truly thought that my life was over. That
they’d find me on the elevator floor in a pool of orange food colouring,
ineplicably frozen into a pose of incredible agony and despair.
Heh. Okay, maybe that was a bit over the top. 
But it really hurt! 
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