So, tonight on TBS SuperStation they showed High Noon. I was all excited,
because High Noon is one of my favourite movies. This wasn’t the High Noon I
expected, though.

This was TBS Superstation’s High Noon, starring Tom Skerrit.

TOM SKERRIT!

Who the heck wakes up in the morning, pours themselves a bowl of cheerios,
and says to themselves: “Today, I [...]

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I saw the Musketeer finally this evening. Although I’d seen parts of it at
friend’s houses and what not, I never saw it all the way through.

I dunno, I won’t say it sucked, but it was hardly a super incredible film.
Big bad evil guy, young french guy who fights him, sidekick who blows things
up. Nothing you [...]

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So I went out this afternoon to get some ingredients for cookie baking night,
and I made a startling discovery:

There are such a thing as “Chocolate flavored chips”.

!!!!

FLAVORED! They’re WAX!

Can you beleive that!?!?

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A picture of me with my new glasses. Pretty slick, hm? They finally came
in.

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Here’s a Newfie and a NewBrunswicker at the Alamo. They aren’t holding any
fish. And I’ve owed them a copy of this picture for a while. I’m posting it
on my site to prove that I was there.

What’s tacky is that across the street from the Alamo is a “Ripley’s Believe
it or Not Haunted House” and beside [...]

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So, for you international readers coming to my site, I’d like to introduce
you to a few average Eastern Canadian fellows, what we typically refer to
around these parts as “A bunch of Newfies”.

Jen was kind enough to collect this fine sample of Newfieness and deliver it
to me by mail so I could share it with the [...]

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So, Bob asked me a doozy this evening in the office. “How, if you were an
evil overlord bent on using your time machine to destroy everyone else’s time
machines, would you go about it?”

If you start in the past, destroying all the time machines people have used
in the future to go -back- in time, you may [...]

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I think I have a great new B film to produce.

Actually, I have a bunch of ideas, and I might use a big bonus from work to
get the equipment I need to film them. The scripts are already being
developed.

Film festival fodder? Probably not. But Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter made it a
long way, and [...]

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