So the other day on the way out to see a movie, the Taxi driver (I usually
take a bus, but I was in a hurry to meet someone) decided to enlighten me on
some of the intricacies of telling women you want to do dirty things to them
in Punjabi.
I won’t share any of these sentences with you, of course, because I know that
girls -love- being ordered about in strange African languages, and I want to
keep my newfound knowledge all to myself. 
Heh. 
Now, no matter -what- I say in any language other than english, I’m
going to get a boot to the head by the nearest girl. But secretly I know
it’s pushing her buttons. Oh yeah baby… who’s the man?
Cho’Puq shosh We’ah?
(Note: I’m a big idiot, Punjabi, I’ve been told by someone smarter than me,
is Asian, not African.)
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