The doomsday scholars have it all wrong – the real event foretold in the the Mayan calendar is the end of me wearing braces – scheduled for March 23rd 2010. As you can clearly tell from the markings on the stone – the supernatural rapture caused by having my braces off will inspire a feeding frenzy (on popcorn, gummy bears, and everything else I can’t eat) of such devouring incredibleness that the earth will split in two and a giant snake will gobble up Scandinavia. Or something.
So close to the end!
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1 Jeff B. // Feb 18, 2010 at 11:43 am
Are you going to get some Kernel’s ‘Creamy Creamy Caramel’ popcorn? If so, pick me up a bag too!
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