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Entries from March 2010

The Swiss Army’s Downfall

March 31st, 2010 · No Comments · Observations

The danger in carrying a Swiss army knife doesn’t come from the blade, it comes from suddenly discovering that everything around you can be taken apart.

In the same way that everything becomes a nail when you have a hammer… I’d been meaning to tighten the screw on my phone receiver, but while I was at [...]

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Liberation!

March 30th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Observations

Tuesday March 23rd marks the day that I finally had my braces taken off. The orthodontist had originally promised 2 years, but overall it took 3 (almost exactly) thanks to a badly-timed move and the new orthodontist wanting to do things his own way.
The first thing I ate was popcorn. Mmmmm, salty, buttery [...]

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Moved In!

March 22nd, 2010 · 1 Comment · Observations

We’ve moved into a house! I lost a few layers of skin on my elbows and I have blisters on my feet, but thanks to the many helping hands that pitched in we got our walls painted, appliances connected and all of our stuff moved over the course of just a few days.
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Starving Artists vs The Internet

March 15th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Observations

I’ve been intrigued by the work of Audrey Kawasaki (fair warning: some of her work is pretty racy) for a few years. I keep coming across other artists referencing her work, and it took me a while to realize all of these images were coming from the same person. She creates seductive portraits of ghostly [...]

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Hockey Vs Toilets

March 9th, 2010 · 3 Comments · Observations

Saw this fantastic graph today and had to share it. This is Edmonton’s water usage (in Megalitres) during the gold medal men’s ice hockey game on February 28th, showing that Canadians can cause a Superbowl “Half-time Flush”. It’s what American infrastructure planners have nightmares about – huge fluctuations in water usage caused by the synchronized [...]

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Lens Flare

March 8th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Observations

Although I’m very excited to have a new home to move to, I was reminded as I walked in the door of one of the things I’m going to miss about the apartment – the way the light streams through the windows and bathes everything in orange and yellow in the afternoons. It’s too bad [...]

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Maximum Improbability

March 7th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Observations

I was pleased to discover today on the Improbable Research Blog (the people who hand out the Ig Nobel Prizes) that in fact, a lava lamp will work on Jupiter. That’s a relief!

What’s even more improbable though, is that the erector set centerfugist who made the video is none other than the mysterious Neil Fraser, [...]

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PoziDrive

March 6th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Observations

I’ve finally found some exciting reasons to use the super-obscure screwdriver heads from my toolkit! I have 3 or 4 of those “128 piece” sets that it seems I only ever use the medium-size Phillips, Robertson and Flat nibs out of.
It turns out that tightening our Lagostina frying pan handle required a Phillips Pozi Drive [...]

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Updater Wrestling

March 5th, 2010 · No Comments · Frustrations

I had to unpack my laptop for the first time in 3 weeks so I could work from home this morning, and I got to sit and watch for a half hour as all of my software updaters wrestled for control of my internet connection, hard drive, and processor. In just 21 days there have [...]

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