I sleep a little easier every night since visiting the fortress at Quebec City – knowing that when invaders try to conquer the citadel, Canada’s elite royal guard have a secret weapon up their sleeve. State-of-the-art blue felt body armour. Razor-sharp solid golden horns. A breed distantly related to killer whales and ferocious arctic wolves. [...]

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During our train stopover in Montreal, Natasha and I stumbled into an opportunity to check out the insanely cool “Bodies: The Exhibition” event taking place at the Eaton Centre. I’d read about it in magazines – a german scientist (Gunther von Hagens) came up with a plastination method that treats cadavers so that all of [...]

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Natasha and I joined some visiting friends on a haunted walk of Ottawa! I’m probably the last guy you’d want to invite on a haunted anything, but I bit my tongue and had a lot of fun. I learned a few things too – did you know that the east end of Sparks Street is [...]

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We hitched a ride with some friends bound for Toronto over the weekend and visited the amazing Niagara Falls! Super cool!

The falls themselves were beautiful and incredible, but the surrounding tourist traps were an eyesore. I feel bad for people who’s first impression of Canada are the falls and then the wax serial killer museum.  [...]

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Over the Easter long weekend Natasha and I joined some friends headed up to a maple-syrup-producing “Cabane a Sucre” on the other side of Gatineau, called Le Domaine De L’Ange Gardien. It takes about 40 minutes to get out there, driving highway 50 completely skirting around downtown Gatineau and then following pretty clearly-marked signs through [...]

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I’ve been having really crazily vivid dreams lately. There’s a bunch of elaborate storylines every night, but they all seem to share an aspect of tremendous physical effort. I’m either running flat-out to catch a train, or trying to lift construction equipment, or leaping through windows in desperation. I wake up feeling exhausted. Which is [...]

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A fuller post is coming once I have a chance to decompress, but we drove 856km today to get into Ottawa just before dusk. It was another beautiful (but long) day of driving! I really enjoyed the freeway through Sudbury, and the 17 east of North Bay. There’s really nothing out there except beautiful endless [...]

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Today the weather completely improved over yesterday – we had fantastic blue skies the entire trip from Thunder Bay to Sault Ste. Marie. I felt for most of the trip like I was in a car commercial – shiny black car running along the mountain roads into the sunrise.
Northern Ontario is gorgeous, but a couple [...]

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We’re in Thunder Bay, safe and sound, despite a harrowing after-dark drive through a torrential downpour an hour outside of our destination… it was a pretty low point in my decision-making history and left us both a little frazzled, so we’re spending an extra day here just to get some proper sleep and recover.
We got [...]

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Natasha and I are on our way! Our plans are already a little behind schedule because the movers had to come late, but once they showed up everything went really smoothly. It helped that we started packing 2 weeks ago – pretty much everything was boxed up and ready to go. (And we even had [...]

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